Posted in Humorous Quotes on November 25, 2022|
“What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed.”
♦ Portions of this post were excerpted from the article 100+ Black Friday Quotes About Shopping.
Posted in Humorous Quotes on August 26, 2022|
♦ George Orwell predicted in his book, 1984 that cameras would be watching us in our homes, but he didn’t predict that we would buy and install them ourselves.
♦ There are actually people who look at Libraries, and Bookstores as just buildings.
♦ Groucho Marx had the right thought: Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
♦ I’ve noticed that theme parks can take pictures of people going 70 mph but bank cameras can’t seem to take a clear picture of a robber standing still.
I hope these little thoughts bring a smile to your face.
♦ MJO 2022
Posted in Humorous Quotes on August 12, 2022|
I thought I’d end the week with a post sharing some humorous thoughts about reading. Hopefully, they will bring a smile to your face as we enter the weekend. Ironically, most of the thoughts, although humorous, seems to be pretty relatable…I’ll let you decide
¤ Anyone who has time to clean is not reading nearly enough.
¤ My problem with reading books is that I get distracted… by other books.
¤ If anyone needs me, I’ll be reading. Please don’t need me.
¤ I’m not addicted to reading. I can stop as soon as I finish the next chapter.
¤ When you’re halfway through a book and come to a plot twist at 1 a.m. — I don’t need sleep! I need answers!
¤ Just in case things get boring, I’m bringing a book.
¤ That moment at 3 a.m. when you whisper to yourself, “I need to stop…” as you turn the page.
Most avid readers can relate to these “love of reading quotes” that makes this list even more humorous. It’s like we have an inside joke among ourselves.
Posted in Humorous Quotes on December 20, 2021|
Posted in Humorous Quotes on August 30, 2021|
I thought I’d start the week with a post sharing some humorous thoughts about reading. Hopefully, they will bring a smile to your face and help you face the week ahead. Ironically, most of the thoughts, though humorous, seem to be pretty relatable…I’ll let you decide
¤ Anyone who has time to clean, is not reading nearly enough.
¤ My problem with reading books is that I get distracted… by other books.
¤ If anyone needs me, I’ll be reading. Please don’t need me.
¤ I’m not addicted to reading. I can stop as soon as I finish the next chapter.
¤ When you’re halfway through a book and come to a plot twist at 1 a.m. — I don’t need sleep! I need answers!
¤ Just in case things get boring, I’m bringing a book.
¤ That moment at 3 a.m. when you whisper to yourself, “I need to stop…” as you turn the page.
There’s something about knowing that most avid readers can relate to these love of “reading quotes” that makes this list even more humorous. It’s like we have an inside joke among ourselves.
♦ Portions of this post were adapted from hookedtobooks.com and google graphics.
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